Here's to looking at you, kid.


i’m gonna need a minute


i’m gonna need a minute

(via jonnyariga)

— 12 hours ago with 17818 notes

MIKOSHIBA MOMOTAROU! I’m a first-year in the Samezuka Swim Team! My speciality is the backstroke! 

(Source: houtarouh, via kageloser)

— 12 hours ago with 2896 notes
#free!  #momotarou 
me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)

(via angelelsa)

— 12 hours ago with 607269 notes

Mother is God in the eyes of a child.

(Source: hershelgreenie, via the-walking-dead-amc)

— 14 hours ago with 907 notes



i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

(Source: bunnyhug, via ignitesthestars)

— 15 hours ago with 354114 notes

It wasn’t a big deal. It was exactly what you imagined. I was studying abroad, hit a wall, then stumbled and couldn’t get back up. That was all. I even thought about quitting. But, I was saved. By Haru and the others. By my friends. 

(Source: tsukkey, via sheepheavenly)

— 15 hours ago with 2245 notes
moon tiara boomerang

(Source: lemedy, via 10yearbazooka)

— 18 hours ago with 3471 notes

Now you’re under my control dog. The next target is people


Now you’re under my control dog. The next target is people

(via lavender-ice)

— 18 hours ago with 16195 notes





I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so

For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”


One time one of our dragonborns accidentally opened his wings during a storm while we were on a ship and due to an unfortunate amount of shitty rolls, we eventually had four players hanging onto each other while getting sucked into the sky like a living kite. It was awful.

— 18 hours ago with 40944 notes
#that dragonborn story is from my group  #laughs  #dnd